AND UNKIND

be very, very careful.

seselapod:

dingoinnuendo:

GRANDMA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU SHES MAKING STEW TONIGHT

FUCK YEAH

(Source: jackwhynand)

strayslack:

*at a job interview* 
interviewer: tell me more about yourself
me: Welcome To My Twisted Mind

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

powerburial:

  1. This too shall pass and my life will be better.
  2. I am a worthy and good person.
  3. I’m doin’ the best I ever did, I’m doin’ the best that I can. I’m doin’ the best I ever did, now go away.
  4. Like everyone else, I am a fallible person and at times will make mistakes and learn from them.
  5. #3 was Godsmack lyrics.

(Source: nosdrinker)

handglownglassbone:

Excerpt from a transcript of a schizophrenic man’s ramblings recorded in 1957

handglownglassbone:

Excerpt from a transcript of a schizophrenic man’s ramblings recorded in 1957

expertcosmotips:

next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

skarvika:

jackassnicholson:

how can this be real

no way

dsjgakhdsgkjsgjkghkfsh

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via whatafuckinfamilypicture)

icclenomi:

stankley:

i can’t stop laughing omfg when you google search “gay” this nice little rainbow banner pops up for you omg it’s like a party

I checked- you get the same for 








but not:

icclenomi:

stankley:

i can’t stop laughing omfg when you google search “gay” this nice little rainbow banner pops up for you omg it’s like a party

I checked- you get the same for 

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but not:

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(Source: stankleyarchive)

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