*at a job interview*
interviewer: tell me more about yourself
me: Welcome To My Twisted Mind
- This too shall pass and my life will be better.
- I am a worthy and good person.
- I’m doin’ the best I ever did, I’m doin’ the best that I can. I’m doin’ the best I ever did, now go away.
- Like everyone else, I am a fallible person and at times will make mistakes and learn from them.
- #3 was Godsmack lyrics.
next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF